Rob Ford Poetry, Volume II
There once was a fellow named Rob
Whose comportment made his colleagues sob
He smoked crack cocaine
His excuses were lame
Yet he still could not lose his job
There once was a mayor named Ford
Who to the whole media implored
“I did not do drugs,
but what are these bugs
crawling all over my gourd?!!?”
Toronto is ruled by a mayor
Who’s known as a big spending slayer
In a drunken stupor
He committed a blooper
And eventually fell out of favour
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Some of the cartoons below are older and date from BEFORE Rob Ford was elected. (Or before he got caught smoking crack on video.) ...
Rob Ford is a bully and he doesn't like people making fun of his weight because then the tables are turned on him. But he doesn't le...
There is a rumour circulating that a sample of Rob Ford's hair has tested positive for past cocaine use. Just a rumour. Can't verif...
Honestly, people cannot get enough of making fun of Toronto's crackhead mayor Rob Ford. UPDATE Since then screen shots of Rob ...
Rob Ford's crack cocaine dealer, Scott MacIntyre has been charged with two counts of threatening death, forcible entry and possession ...
A new Toronto Rocket subway train was temporarily out of commission Tuesday after a graffiti-loving vandal spray painted “Fuck Rob Ford” in ...
If a new video came out showing Rob Ford doing appalling acts, I really would not be surprised. The man will do anything for attention. An...
Right: A court sketch shows Nisar Hashimi, who has pleaded guilty to manslaughter in the shooting death of Anthony Smith. The killer of ...
Yesterday, St. Patrick's Day, Rob Ford was escorted out of the bar Bier Markt after "storming the dance floor" and exhibiting ...